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How does Superman shave?


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peteyfrogboy
Dec. 6th, 2011 10:48 pm (UTC)
Heat vision + mirror = laser hair removal
etherial
Dec. 7th, 2011 12:40 am (UTC)
Superman is too manly for stubble. If he wishes a beard, he can simply will the hairs into existence.
haloumi
Dec. 7th, 2011 02:49 am (UTC)
He uses his superbreath to inhale with his mouth and nose closed, sucking the hairs back in.
happy_buddha
Dec. 7th, 2011 06:09 am (UTC)
Pete is correct-.the mirror is actually a piece of the ship he arrived in in some continuities.
peteyfrogboy
Dec. 7th, 2011 11:02 am (UTC)
But then the question is how he shaves his back. Two mirrors?
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