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Sounds Like...But Sadly Isn't

I just said to bigmeanie
Peeling the papaya.
Which I then said sounded like a euphemism, but isn't. (Because I actually was peeling a papaya.)

Can you think of some good ones? :)


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oxlahun
Dec. 29th, 2010 07:12 pm (UTC)
The Internet is here to help. Behold, the Euphemism Generator.
liddle_oldman
Dec. 29th, 2010 08:24 pm (UTC)
Any verb/subject pair, when followed with if you know what I mean!.

I had to pick up a quart of milk -- if you know what I mean!

I got the car washed -- if you know what I mean!

I feel like chicken for dinner -- if you know what I mean!
jost
Dec. 29th, 2010 11:41 pm (UTC)
While hardly subtle and even though I'm sure it loses a lot in the translation from the French; one of my favorite euphemisms for male masturbation: To blow the brains out of Charles the Bald.
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